February 2012
4 posts
I hate being stupid.
I am not a genius, but I am passably intelligent at times. Not when I’m depressed. Reading is, like, so hard guys because there’s letters and the letters bunch up into fucking WORDS. Then, against all odds, those words string together in impossibly complex sentences. I couldn’t read a fucking Babysitter’s Club book right now.
I can’t even math or number or anything....
Just woke up from an upsetting dream where I had...
And look, I am super glad that they’re free and I wish that justice had truly been served in the form of an innocent verdict in a retrial, but I don’t see how their blow jobs are are my job.
I need to stop watching documentaries late at night.
Everything I think to say, someone has already...
I’m pretty well depressed, but I actually have no desire to talk about it, for once. It’s like a wound and just don’t touch it, don’t look at it, and don’t breathe on it, okay?
Visiting my paaaaaaarents this weekend. Also my sleep schedule is all fucked, so I’m sleeping from six a.m. to four or five in the afternoon most days. Being away from my bed, trying to...
January 2012
6 posts
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Yelp: They're not being RACIST, they're just,...
Reviews for Loco Bar & Grill over in Greektown, which is where I get tacos at one in the morning because it is still open and serving tacos at one in the morning. Also, it is perfectly clean and staffed almost entirely with Latino people.
Here we go!
30 minutes later, I have to drag 2 males (law students… clearly not going to tear down the place or anything) in my party out of the...
When I'm home alone, I talk baby talk to my cats...
“I talks beebee talks to you because you will neber eber understand anyways, will you, Mr. Chubble Bubble Tubbles? Will you? No you won’t. No you won’t.”
It’s gross.
Slept from eight a.m. till noon, then got up and...
I hate everything.
Some of my underwear are getting too big and some...
What does it all mean.
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I found out that my vitamin D blood serum level is...
Normal is 20-50.
Oh.
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Seriously, guys, the Santa was terrifying.
It was one of two highlights from what was truly a shittastic winter break. Really. Ryan and I have been so stressed and our vacation was bumming us out because we didn’t really vacation so much as not vacation by spending a lot of time being sick (both), studying for a certification exam (Ryan), worrying about health conditions (me), and being hideously depressed (me). I also spent twenty...
December 2011
5 posts
And A Happy New Year!
Christmas was a non-event this year. We don’t decorate our house for Christmas. We tell ourselves and others it’s because the whole! city! decorates! for us! I mean, we do have that thirty foot Christmas tree a block away in Campus Martius (please don’t use that information to stalk me or hunt me down and wear me as a jaunty fat girl suit), so it’s kind of true. Really, though, hauling a Christmas...
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Oh, and?
ashamedtosay replied to your post: “A little brown person.”
Were you being punked? Is Punking still a thing? Did that happen at your house? Because otherwise I can’t fathom the Brother’s series of actions and words.
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW RIGHT?
Ryan and I have sat here all day, just looking at each other and going, “Did that happen? Do humans do that? What?” Ryan...
"A little brown person."
Ryan’s old college roommate came into town to visit and I like him. He brought his brother, whom Ryan knows but isn’t really close with. The brother? Apparently is a total asshole. He got three beers in him and started acting like one of those bitches who drinks half a Smirnoff Ice and pretends to be drunk so she can say mean things to her friends.
We took him to THREE different...
While I was convalescing, my grocery store stabbed...
So I go in today, right? And I’m like “Where my maple candy at my bitches!” Which the other customers really hate because I shop in this yuppie organic grocery store that calls itself a market like it never farts and doesn’t carry cheap champagne.
Then I’m all, “Let’s get some maple up in here.” But then a stock girl told me they had stopped...
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hillbilly heroin
I used to have a friend, Eric. I introduced him to many people here on Tumblr — which I regret because he has a habit of pretending to be interested in a guy, flirting with that guy, and then dropping him for being [insert shallow reason here] without telling the poor guy, who would just go on trying to contact Eric like everything was normal while Eric ignored him.
It’s now, after a...
November 2011
3 posts
MUST NOT IMPULSE PURCHASE KINDLE FIRE WHILE HIGH...
MUST WAIT UNTIL AMAZON POINTS COME IN AND REDUCE COST BY HALF.
WANT NOW.
WANT NOWWWWWWW.
Pretend this is eloquent.
The now-massive (for me) amount of opiates I’m on to control the kidney pain until my surgical procedure next Monday is making all my posts, conversations, texts, and thoughts nonsensical. Being unable to communicate properly is extremely difficult for me.
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